Not to be outdone by our fellow robots out on the West Coast, the GRNY staff has compiled our own holiday gift guide. Take a look and see what a bunch of cynical New Yorkers picked to celebrate the most festive time of the year.

GIFT FOR....Neighbor
Buddha Box
Picked by: Mark
My neighbors will want this soothing tone generator to chant with to drown out the sounds of death metal coming from our apartment

GIFT FOR....Co-Worker
Mind Your Own Business Mini Shredder
Picked by Claire
It will sit on their desk, look stylish, and destroy their paper trail. Now if it could only do the same for their browsing history.

GIFT FOR....Sister
Bossy Bear Vinyl Figure
Picked by Mark.
What better way to subtly stoke the flames of sibling rivalry than a vinyl toy that suggests that they are bossy? Besides, Bossy Bear is completely loveable.

GIFT FOR....Brother
Reading is Sexy mug
Picked by Mike
I don't have a brother, but if I did, I'd give him this because it promotes literacy AND self esteem.

GIFT FOR....Niece
Matchstick gardens
Picked by Mark
My niece has quite the green thumb already, so I'm sure she'd love these ready to plant matchsticks.

GIFT FOR....Nephew
Flocked Domo Kun
Picked by Claire
Flocked so they're cuddly, the NHK monster mascot now comes in a variety of pleasing colors

GIFT FOR....Boyfriend
Buff Monster vinyl
Picked by Mike
I don't have a boyfriend, but if I did, I'd want him to be buff and monstrous.

GIFT FOR....Girlfriend
Brickwall ring
Picked by Claire
A lovely silver band to bring out her femininity and satisfy your geek factor.

GIFT FOR....Boss
Mimobots
Picked by Claire
Functional and stylish, with many designs to choose from.

GIFT FOR....Anyone
Gotochi Dissection Animals
Picked by Mike
Because everybody likes looking at animal innards.
Happy Holidays to you from the GRNY crew!
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